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BroHaus Ballistic

A method of artificial insemination in which six guys each jerk off onto a separate Nerf dart, and putting each dart in a six-shooter Nerf gun. Then you spin the barrel and open fire into a girl's gaping vagina. 9 months later there's a ballistic and an episode of Maury.
Hey bro, what are you doing this Saturday? It turns out Chad's infertile so we're inviting his wife over for a BroHaus Ballistic.
by Haus of Brosef April 14, 2016
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Homo-ballistic

The male version of a dramatic hissy fit / being a huge girlie bender about stupid shite
Fuck me Matt's going homo-ballistic about his hair
by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017
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Skip Bayless

by Erikatron May 16, 2020
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Ballistics Tracker

A terrible attachment is the ROBLOX game Phantom Forces. Basically tracks the enemy's head for a clear head-shot.
John: Oh shit i just got the BFG 50

Tom: donlt put the Ballistics Tracker on it, or you'll go to hell!
by SomeDudeOnAWebsite August 12, 2018
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Kentucky Ballistic

Sexual act. When a vagina starts to bleed and you stick your thumb in the hole. Especially when you're slapping cheeks in the other hole.
Last night I was slapping rounds in Kaleys ass and she started her period so I Kentucky Ballistic it until I finish cumming.
by Demodonutak May 21, 2021
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Kobaurora-Balis

This state of being happens when you feel and connect to the presence of Kobe Bryant, and achieve a shot in quarters or beer pong.
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe you made that shot!"

Person 2: "I know! I totally entered the Kobaurora-Balis!"
by TheGoldQueen June 7, 2010
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BALLISLIFE

A word that true ballers with a passion for the game use. Mostly used by teens who play at an elite level such as AAU. They usually wear alot of Nike and Adidas. especially elite socks.These players use the word to show that basketball is more then a game. Its life.
Cole "Basketball never stops."
Derek" I know Ballislife"
by Omg2muchswag November 9, 2013
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