Bayer

Very good at skateboarding or with a skateboard.

A pimp.

Tony Hawk is a Bayer.

by Ryan Markey June 15, 2003

Bayesian statistics

Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

by 867000 December 11, 2021

Bayek of Siwa

Bayek is the last Medjay of Ancient Egypt, who lived during the final years of the Ptolemaic Kingdom before its annexation into the Roman Empire as a province. Born and raised in the remote village of Siwa, Bayek inherits the title of Medjay from his father, and dedicates his life to protecting the security and welfare of the Egyptian people. He traverses the land, fighting occupying imperialist Roman forces while a tragic past of conspiracy, loss, and death is gradually revealed. Alongside his wife Aya, he is the co-founder of the Hidden Ones. As leader of the Hidden Ones, he would sometimes sign letters of correspondence under the alias of Amun.

"I Cannot Shed My Past Like A Snake Sheds Its Skin."

-Bayek of Siwa

by declssns June 22, 2022

Evan Bayes

Reference to unpopular highschooler by the name Evan Bayes. Term used to describe a situation when someone jokingly says something gay but sounds serious and makes you question there sexuality.

JIm - " Damn Jay your ass looks good in them jeans"
Jay - " Come on man don't pull an Evan Bayes "
James - " Yea dude, I'm praying your straight and just joking"

by MysteryMan03 August 27, 2020

Bayerned

When one football team gets destroyed by Bayern Munich!

"Ha ha haaa Sporting Lisbon got Bayerned 6-0 in the Champions League finals!"

by LikeXD31 November 6, 2021

Bayessy

An adjective used to describe a positive state of being. An adaptation of the word "badussy". Badussy can commonly be used to describe anything's badussy, therefore bayessy can be used describe anything that is bayessy. Bayessy is also used as a replacement for the words "slay", "girlboss", and "yay" when responding to something.

"I got 100% on my test!" "Bayessyyyyy"

"I'm in a bayessy mood today."
"Omg did you see his post about her?" "Yes bro they're literally so bayessy."

by pandaexpressbox June 5, 2022

bipolar bayers

a totally awsome group of extremly sexy male human beings. the bipolar bayers make music videos of songs they believe that they can interpret well and act out. using fabulous costumes (like warewolf outfits and spandex pants) they take the lyrics to the song and they act out parts of them while some of the other bayers dance in the background and a select bayer will lip sync to the song. their last video (at the moment) the bad touch bears. was scarily popular. mostly because of bayer "that guy" had only a trench coat and spandex pants on (the trench coat came off) and a huge cock.

damn those bipolar bayers are so fucking sexy!!!!!

by editorman123 April 22, 2009