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Bathing the dog

Bathing the dog is where you shove your balls in someone's asshole. The reason this maneuver is called 'bathing the dog' is because it's as difficult as bathing a dog.
by raw January 18, 2005
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bundy-bating

Compulsively masturbating, like Ted Bundy.
Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?

Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.

Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?

Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?

Tim: I....I have no life.
by YINever July 26, 2005
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batwing shot

A body shot that is done out of the scrotum.
Holy shit! Did that drunk bitch just do a batwing shot!?!
by Jesticlez February 24, 2010
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Batwan

Thailand girls' word for "sweet-talking man." Usually said with note of skepticism, even if not received that way.
Man: "Baby you are so beautiful, and I could gaze into your dark eyes all night. Come with me."

Girl: Oh, Batwan. You are Batwan.
by Butterflyman May 2, 2010
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two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.
Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.
by hrltwincities August 25, 2010
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binge bating

It is when one continuously masturbates throughout the day and night all in one sitting.
Bro! My boss gave me a day off yesterday and I was binge bating for the whole day! I feel so relaxed now!
masturbate jerk off rosy palm slapping the monkey choking the chicken making the bald man cry
by JesseFriedOreos January 3, 2016
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batting practice

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.
1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."
by Youthful Wisdom July 7, 2005
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