batherosclerosis

Batherosclerosis is a condition in which the bath tub drain wall thickens as a result of the accumulation of hair and general human filth resulting in a bath tub that has to be left overnight to drain properly. Curable with a plunger, gas mask and a strong stomach.

Person 1: Your bathtub has a sever case of batherosclerosis.
Person 2: Oh Dear!
Person 3: Not to worry! I shall brave the filth with my mighty plunger! For Narnia!
Person 2: My hero!

by llamas007 April 7, 2013

bateyed

When after smoking weed a person has really bad red eye

Jesus christ piper. You look bateyed

by wordganjamister June 22, 2016

bathymetry

The unit of measurement used to measure the amount of electricity generated from dropping a toaster into a bath tub.

Whoah! That's a lot of bathymetry.

by Mr. Indian dish October 31, 2022

David Batley

he's a lanky prick who lives to seek out girls tits and finds them to DESTROY!!!

that's pretty much it, he looks like the Wal-Mart boy- watch out for that BOYYYY 🙂

David Batley- the big man himself

by M8_101 May 25, 2018

'appy bathy

Yorkshire slang for when you're 'avin a wank in the bath.

"Dougie, is ya brotha comin down fah dinnah?" "Nah I think he's busy 'avin an 'appy bathy."

by tubthyme July 12, 2021

bathycalpian

a woman with big boobs

your mom is a bathycalpian.

by cram October 19, 2003

Bathead

When a blindfolded partner must locate and perform oral sex on their partner's respective genitals, while emitting clicking noises or high-pitched screeches.

"Baby I have something really exciting for us to try tonight"

"What is it?"

"I want you to give me bathead"

"What is that?"

"Shut up and put on this blindfold"

by Shwagger March 8, 2017