A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."
by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006
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by Rulysniper14 January 1, 2014
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by Russian Roulette Turkey Baster July 12, 2017
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Joanne would Lam Baste her children in a fit of rage when she couldnt go to the bar to meet up with Tedda Rad.
Joanne Lambasted Snooky when she found he gave her croch critters .
Joanne lamb Basted gene when he told her she was loose "down there" and dat pussy stunk.
Joanne Lambasted Snooky when she found he gave her croch critters .
Joanne lamb Basted gene when he told her she was loose "down there" and dat pussy stunk.
by WhatsReallyHood Bit*ch November 22, 2011
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kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster
by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003
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by Etch September 9, 2006
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Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.
by jb3ar November 29, 2007
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