Bassetts

To be in "all sorts of trouble".

Bassetts is more than just a word, it's a way of life! Invented in The Medway Towns in 1999, this word has spread like wildfire throughout the country.

"Oh shit, I'm in Bassetts"!

"That bloke is in a shit-load of Bassetts"!

"Ah, he's a Bassetts man"!
(i.e. he's a man that is continuously in all sorts of trouble).

by Sean Collins September 12, 2007

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Joshua Bassett

Every straight teenage girls husband.

Joshua bassett is my husband

by Madisonx.x January 25, 2020

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Bassula is Angolan martial art which possess a sole purpose to immobilize the opponent by throwing him to the ground. In general terms a bassula could be the process of being caught unaware or off-guard. It is said that one has suffered a bassula!

I have suffered a bassula from my opponent!

by tony araujo October 14, 2007

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Baseline

The bare minimum standard that a girl must be at or exceed when considering fornication.

Bro: Should I tap?
Dude: Meh, she's baseline.

Bro: I'm tips though. You sure she's baseline?
Dude: Just squint. Definitely baseline. Give her the deezy.

by BetaRhOmicron September 30, 2010

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bassiled

What happens when someone has all the outward signs of listening to you but you find out when you finished speaking that they haven't heard a word you said, either because they never noticed you start or they became completely engrossed in something else they were doing.

I can't believe you just bassiled me then when I was talking to you. That is so rude!

by Freddy Ngabwe January 21, 2009

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