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Bareness

Women looking for nothing but no strings sex or fun.
Term originally arrives from the outer parts of the west midlands, and thought to have been heard on the outskirts of Telford.
Bareness aka Bare hardcore shit... or bare hardcore bitches. The term can be used in many variaties of slang.

One might be going on holiday to Magaluf for example, and because of the amount of women that are located in this area looking for sex alone, with no strings or no feelings to be held against the opposite sex, the term would be used as follows "How was magaluf mate?" .... "Magaluf was Full of Bareness you should of come"

another example may be, "Coming out tonight Craig?" and his reply may be....."yeah for deffinate! gotta get some of that hardcore bareness my shit"

There are thought to be rules that apply to looking for bareness also which are thought to be:

Rule 1: Bareness is simply abit of stuff, not long term commitment or love.
Rule 2: Bareness is a fair game for all fellow bare hunters which can be pre booked, but not excluding sharing if the bareness has no objection
Rule 3: Fellow bare hunters can muscle in and steal bareness up until point of sealing the deal
Rule 4: All bare hunters must share storys next day after sealing the deal.
Rule 5: The most important rule, bareness is NEVER worth loosing good mates over
by JAKSAMTOMJOSALEXAIGDAN April 21, 2011
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His Bakeness

One who achieves a T. Bake or King status.
Yo, dat dude9-fo reps His Bakeness to the fullest son!
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bajenk

The words bunk and jenk put together. Means something is stupid and retarded. Also means it doesn't make any sense.
" Dude, thats totally bajenk that we can't go swimming today"
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Baenaise

When you keep fucking your bae after you came in her where your cum and her juices is churned into a frothy, mayonaise-like liquid.
Came in her once, then churned her like butter to make some baenaise.
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Baken

tricky nerd that likes cock in his mouth and likes to go to naked beaches
damn baken has a fat cock
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balenciaga

A extremely man loving person. Loves old rich men and Big Big Chicken. He is in no way gay, just loves men. He is a extremely confusing person, he loves both chicken and cats. If you think im talking about THAT, then there is something wrong with you, please find a therapist.
Thank you guys for watching, make sure to smash that like button and kill that subscribe button, my name is balenciaga, and Im looking for men around my area.
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Baden

Probably some German dude who has a HUGE dick, like bigger then big. He doesn't hate anyone and everyone wants to be around him. He is an absolute Playa p.s. he has a HUGE DICK
Person 1: Dude is that Baden over there?

Person 2: Yeah, all the girls say he's a god at sex!!

Person 3: Oh yeah thats right, i do remember someone telling me that!
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