Bartholomew Jameson

The goofy ah uncle of Quandale Dingle.

Quandale: look guys it's my goofy ah uncle Bartholomew Jameson

by BartholomewJameson May 11, 2022

Bartholomew the eraser

A very important eraser who is a leader of a group of three

Bartholomew the eraser is a loyal eraser

by Snowmanvr March 20, 2024

Bartholomew

A sussy person that is either a twink gay guy/femboy, a nerd, or a king or prince of the medieval times that serves no purpose other than to fuck his wife and make babies

Guy 1: "Dude I think that nerd was gooning in the bathroom yesterday"
Guy 2: "Oh shit really? you mean the femboy or the nerd Bartholomew?"
Guy 1: "sheeeeit, I forgor"

by a random nigga with no purpose October 24, 2025

Bartholomew Simpson

Bartholomew Simpson also know as Bart Simpson should be part of the Dingleverse for his Goofy ahh first name.

Fox: Season 33 of the Simpsons premiered the 26th of September 2021
Bartholomew Simpsons: Eat My Shorts!

by Bartholomew Simpson June 13, 2022

Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th

Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th is such a name. Anyone who’s named this must be such a wonder to the masses. People with this name are known to be awesome people no kizzy. People with this name suck at video games yet they are generally nice people.

Wow he’s so hot! His name must be Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th!

by Not Vonquavious Demarcus B. 15 December 4, 2021

Bartholomew

a wicked cool guy with massive tiddies. he gets all the girls and goes out drinking at 8pm every thursday. he loves men. His balls are the size of watermelons. he loves bloons TD 6. redhead & crackhead and never turns down a good ol fashioned game of horseshoes. Big fan of rootbeer. Has a windows phones. Loves pirating. Cant lift even 2 pounds. Eats drywall & glass & rocks. Masochist. Has several mental disorders and is banned from every Wendys in the state of Florida. Is very rich poor dude. Jacked. Was born in 1875. Loves Garfield. Ate lasagna for dinner today. Loves to lick popsicles in a weird way.

"Holy crap is that Bartholomew?!"
"SOMETHING WICKED COMES THIS WAY!!"

by notbartholomew August 7, 2023

Bartholomew James

A meanie who scowls so you punch him in the face. evil little mischievous boy. alternatively known as brad.

God! Bartholomew James is scowling again! I need to teach him a lesson

by slayqueen69 August 21, 2022