the type of girl that doesn’t need everything, but really just needs to know you care. she’s not into lovey dovey things but she is always fond of a gift. her eyes are big, brown, and beautiful. on top of that she has perfect dark brown hair that compliments her sunkissed skin.
by defnotginger May 8, 2023
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by notbartholomew August 7, 2023
Get the Bartholomew mug.Just about the nicest man you've ever met. Very sweet, kind, and supportive. An easy friend to make for even introverted people. A huge nerd in stuff but a very funny and cute one, knowledgeable about random topics, and would rant on for hours on end about it. He's super confident in everything and aspires to be someone great.
He's one of the only people you'll meet with a smile on their face even when things are tough.
He's one of the only people you'll meet with a smile on their face even when things are tough.
by Obcibedez August 16, 2023
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and I am the fastest man alive.
When I was a child I saw mother killed
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My father went to prison for her murder.
Then an accident made me the impossible.
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And one day I'll find who killed my
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and I am the fastest man alive.
When I was a child I saw mother killed
by something impossible.
My father went to prison for her murder.
Then an accident made me the impossible.
To the outside world I'm an ordinary
forensic scientist but secretly, I use
my speed to fight crime and find others
like me.
And one day I'll find who killed my
mother and get justice for my father.
I am The Flash!
Woah! He runs really fast he must be a Bartholomew!!!
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by DOODOOOFARTnigga1942 August 29, 2023
Get the Bartholomew mug.Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th is such a name. Anyone who’s named this must be such a wonder to the masses. People with this name are known to be awesome people no kizzy. People with this name suck at video games yet they are generally nice people.
by Not Vonquavious Demarcus B. 15 December 4, 2021
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Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.
by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022
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