Bartholomew

a wicked cool guy with massive tiddies. he gets all the girls and goes out drinking at 8pm every thursday. he loves men. His balls are the size of watermelons. he loves bloons TD 6. redhead & crackhead and never turns down a good ol fashioned game of horseshoes. Big fan of rootbeer. Has a windows phones. Loves pirating. Cant lift even 2 pounds. Eats drywall & glass & rocks. Masochist. Has several mental disorders and is banned from every Wendys in the state of Florida. Is very rich poor dude. Jacked. Was born in 1875. Loves Garfield. Ate lasagna for dinner today. Loves to lick popsicles in a weird way.

"Holy crap is that Bartholomew?!"
"SOMETHING WICKED COMES THIS WAY!!"

by notbartholomew August 7, 2023

Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th

Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th is such a name. Anyone who’s named this must be such a wonder to the masses. People with this name are known to be awesome people no kizzy. People with this name suck at video games yet they are generally nice people.

Wow he’s so hot! His name must be Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th!

by Not Vonquavious Demarcus B. 15 December 4, 2021

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023

Bartholomew the eraser

A very important eraser who is a leader of a group of three

Bartholomew the eraser is a loyal eraser

by Snowmanvr March 20, 2024

Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

Dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine

This is a person who is highly intelligent and interested in a certain subject but acts like the subject is unbearable and not worth their time.

That dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine, If he keeps that up he might be kicked out of the club!

by sorry I didn't get April 20, 2022

Bartholomew

My name is Barry Allen
and I am the fastest man alive.
When I was a child I saw mother killed
by something impossible.
My father went to prison for her murder.
Then an accident made me the impossible.
To the outside world I'm an ordinary
forensic scientist but secretly, I use

my speed to fight crime and find others
like me.
And one day I'll find who killed my
mother and get justice for my father.
I am The Flash!

Woah! He runs really fast he must be a Bartholomew!!!

Ba na ninonino ba na ninonino bado bado ba na ninonino ba nInInonIno bado bado bwwaaaaa bwwaaaaa

by DOODOOOFARTnigga1942 August 29, 2023