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beardophile

A person either Male or Female and whom has an unhealthy obsession with the facial hair worn by others. A Beardophile will often and sometimes without permission stroke or fondle the facial hair of others without asking for permission. Or the Beardophile may ask to fondle said beard and ignore the response by the bearded person and Fondle the beard anyway.
At the company pick-nick two co-workers are talking and the office Beardophile buts in.

Beardophile: Hey that's a really nice beard you have there.
Bearded person: Yeah, umm, Thanks Beardofile.
Beardophile: Do you mind if I touch it?
Bearded Person: Ummmm, no thanks that's creepy actually.
Beardophile: (Ignoring what Bearded person has said, Beardophile reaches out and fondles the beard anyway)
Bearded Person: (Cheeped out) What are you doing Beardophile?
by Drexx McCloud December 17, 2015
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Brophies

a sexually transmited disease (STD) that is caused by a parasitic worm; in which the worm in may irritate hair follicles and cause genital warts to form in men. In woman, the virus is doomant.

The only known cure for Brophies is to be treated by Josh Pindell. Josh's methods are unknown but very effective.
Kenny- "My balls itch!"

Brandon- "Dude, I think you got Brophies from all those girls you've been smutting with."

Kenny- "Damn."
by MD Edwards November 29, 2010
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Bassophile

Someone who suffers from bassophilia.
Wow, she is a real bassophile”
by xMimi December 11, 2018
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Beardophile

See that beardophile on TV last night? Disgusting!
by Rossicos July 22, 2011
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Bebophile

Someone who looks for younger girls on Bebo and asks them for sexual pleasures.
Jane - OMG some fuckin' Bebophile said he'd buy me 3 Bacardi Breezers for a blow job.

Sarah - No way delete him girlfriend
by Matt Turner91 September 10, 2007
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Bartophilia

The process of strolling of a Ramblas, walkplatz, or pedestrian only area and having low rent prostitutes grab your balls front of your wives or girlfriends.
Man we left the club with Shayna and Starr and these two hookers latched onto my unit. It was the worst bartophilia attack ever!
by sbaines April 28, 2009
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Brophilin

A new prescription drug that is spontaneously generated while in the presence of someone named Phillip or Phil. Side effects include pure ownage, erections lasting 4 or more hours (this is supposed to happen unlike the purple pill) and a musty smell that women just can't resist! Ask your doctor for Brophilin today!
Dude I just took some brophilin and I've been getting laid all day!
Man this brophilin is really starting to make my cock hurt!
Ever since I started taking Brophilin, women have been all over me!
by FREKI VARG August 19, 2010
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