Matthew Barnett

A rapist from Rapetown, USA (aka Maryville, MO) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. His tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his Grandpappy and encouraging friends to harass victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. Matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 DUI fines.

Mary: Hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!

Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.

Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!

by Poofor October 17, 2013

ben barnes

a hot actor who deserves the world, also if he had kids he’d be a dilf

person one: “omg ben barnes is so hot”
person two: “ikr like 😁”

by yournewstepparent June 12, 2021

barney the pedophile

Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."

1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show

2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!

by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016

Barney-style

Simplifying something down to a level that is easily understood by pre-schoolers and idiots.

I don't think he understands what you're trying to say. Maybe you should break that down Barney-style.

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

Megan Barnes

A girl who will always deny it but she sleeps around. She even got to Dalton Euler in the back of his Ford F-150 after he took her to eat at McDonald’s and bought her lots of fries

Megan Barnes favorite line is “Fries before guys” but she sure let Dalton stick his pepperoni in her hole and busted sweet Alfredo sauce all over his trucks back seat.

by John Cheese Meluch April 13, 2019

Ben Barnes

A fucking GOD

"hey who's Ben Barnes?"
"the hottest man alive."

by notAndromedaBlack November 3, 2021

Bareera

You wouldn't wanna mess with a Bareera. She gets what she wants, But she is also there when you need her. She will never let you down and you wanna hold on to her forever.

That bareera girl is always there for me

by MK_trasalter/humandictionary January 11, 2019