by veronicalovin September 5, 2009
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b) a joke which is absolutely not funny
c) a comment which turns a normal situation into an awkward situation
pronounced bar-neh-shh
b) a joke which is absolutely not funny
c) a comment which turns a normal situation into an awkward situation
pronounced bar-neh-shh
by John Merrymen May 19, 2010
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Lad #1: "Did you hear about that lad, apparently he's got a stinky barnet?"
Lad #2: "Yeah, he does."
Lad #2: "Yeah, he does."
by thedackster October 18, 2017
Get the stinky barnet mug.Explaining something in such a way that a small child could understand, often used by Soldiers in the U.S. Army, specifically NCOs
by RedSmoke August 27, 2016
Get the Break it down, Barney Style mug.Also sometimes referred to derogatorily as "Bawney Fwank", is currently Chairman of the US House Financial Services Committee. Mr. Frank is also a member of the US House Of Representatives, representing Massachusetts' 4th Conressional District. However, it is recommended that the term "member" not be used within earshot of Mr. Frank, as it can unexpectedly arouse his self-professed homosexuality and make him quite giddy.
Mr. Frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the U.S. government, and in particular, the Obama administration.
Mr. Frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the U.S. government, and in particular, the Obama administration.
Barney Frank: "Fannie Mae and Fweddie Mac are not in twouble! Now weave me awone - my fwiend is going to give me a weach-awound! Aftew that I must continue to defwaud the countwy!"
Sane Individual: "Barney,you are one truly fu*ked up knob gobbler!"
Sane Individual: "Barney,you are one truly fu*ked up knob gobbler!"
by Ill Bill on Capitol Hill April 1, 2009
Get the Barney Frank mug.A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.
The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?
Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.
Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.
Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.
Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.
Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.
Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.
by ChrisJLee March 9, 2007
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