Sniffing Britches

A girl that is always stuck up her man's ass. Even when she is not with him she goes by his house to sniff his underwear so she can smell his anus. These girls are usually immature, childish and hypocritical.

I can't stand sniffing britches, she must be shoved so far up Joel's asshole she can tell what kind of syrup he put on his pancakes.

by RJ Morgan October 13, 2009

sugar in his britches

A word used to describe a man who says he is straight, but definitely is questionable.

Adam definitely has a lil sugar in his britches!

by oomfprim July 12, 2022

I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

To poop your pants

Homer Simpson said I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

by Bill Bill May 24, 2018

I done wet my britches

To become overwhelmed by something most improbable.

Good gosh almighty, that comeback was so incredible I done wet my britches.

by Esteban Smarinetti October 20, 2008

london britches

When your pants keep falling down and won't stay up. Comes from a children's game where they say "london bridge is falling down." Britches is southern slang for pants. Mix them together and you get london britches.

man, i should have worn a belt - i'm getting London britches

by we'regannabattlethisyear October 25, 2006

Barithmetic

The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.

I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!

by DAVnCHAINS March 31, 2015

britch

a bitch from the UK (british+bitch)

jess is such a britch

by brazilianhottie April 28, 2021