by istanmyself June 11, 2020
Get the Madison Bailey mug.the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
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the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
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the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
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He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
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He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
by LOTF2013 September 13, 2011
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he didn't want a confrontation so he decided to email bail on the chick he promised to call last night.
by em bee kay June 18, 2008
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Get the bailed out mug.Baileigh is a gorgeous goddess who everyone loves. She is flawless and knows it. She has perfect hair and perfect freckles. She is fiercer than Beyonce and Jaylo combined. She's gonna rule the world someday.
"Oh my gosh!! It's Beyonce! No, it's Baileigh."
by Thisgirllll September 1, 2013
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Person 1: "Stop being so grumps you Grumpa Bailey"
Person 2: "Don't even get me started. I am not grumpy, ok?!!!! I'm just saying things can be more professional around here. What a gong!"
Person 3: Ok sorry hardcore honger.
Person 2: "Sheeesh"
Person 2: "Don't even get me started. I am not grumpy, ok?!!!! I'm just saying things can be more professional around here. What a gong!"
Person 3: Ok sorry hardcore honger.
Person 2: "Sheeesh"
by FlexIn September 16, 2005
Get the Grumpa Bailey mug.The bail card is given to someone who constantly bails on plans, usually with friends or family. This person almost always has a weak excuse when asked why they are bailing on the proposed plans
Fanning didn't want to come out for drinks for the third time in a row so we all unanimously gave him the bail card.
by dcord1 March 17, 2009
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