Shitty Baps

The act of smearing shit around you penis and inserting it into your partners asshole. Before inserting it you may smack your dick around your partners ass checks, or "Baps". Your partner must also have just defecated before so his/her ass is filled with the pooy goodness you want when committing "Shitty Baps" with your feces infected penis.

Samantha: God, these bread baps are really shitty
Steve: I'll give you Shitty Baps later on tonight
(Steve later smeared shit around his penis and penetrated Samantha)

by Honey, I Shrunk The Hitler August 6, 2016

Back baps

The phenomena of a women being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades...

Rachel wore a second bra, back-to-front, to hold her back baps

by Jezabelle August 3, 2006

beezer baps

An addition to the slang term beezer which makes something sound better. Usually used in northern ireland.

Dat fruit fruit scone was beezer baps

by pio July 2, 2008

man baps

large breasts on a man!!!!

OMG...that man has man baps!!!

by Jonny Blackburn May 3, 2004

floury baps

Milky white bosoms of ample size and proportion.

I was at the beach earlier. Best thing ever. Couldn't look anywhere without seeing a pair of floury baps bouncing about

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

Chap baps

A more complimentary alternative to man boobs, or moobs.

An upper class man boob.

I say, look at those chap baps.

He's the prime minister, he doesn't have moobs he has chap baps.

by tommy_toepoke October 2, 2010

the baps

bisexual anal poop sex

quaids got the baps

by asdf December 5, 2003