Bandit

A 'Red-Eyed Bandit' is a stoner who looks really high, dopey and red eye'd from smoking chronic. ANYONE can tell that a 'red-eyed bandit' is on drug's.

"You're doing the 'Red-Eyed Bandit', you'd better not go home yet."

by Diego August 17, 2003

Bandit

Ian Begg - The legendary bandit of Cheersville.

You're a bandit mate!
Hey it's Ian "Papa" bandit!
What a fuckin bandit!
Go to the Blue Boar?...you bandit!

by Isaac Reckon September 23, 2003

bandit

a sneaky person the likes to be a feelip in the porta potty. especially when humphrey is in town

hehe im a bandit

by ja rule and fitty cent representing April 30, 2004

Bandit

Lacks the intelligence to distinguish between "cool" and "nerd". Consistently believes people want to know about his computer, wrong 99% of the time. Does not have any sexual experience other than with his vacum cleaner.

This network card ownz that netwrk card.

by Samsonite The 3rd Earl of Notre Dame September 24, 2003

bandit

It didnt go the way it was meant to go; as planned. Rather: "It went bandit".

Person being interviewed by police may lead police to believe he / she is 'having the job' that is: going to 'cough to the job'. But during interivew the person being interviewed admits to nothing / gives misleading information or goes 'no comment'. This then is going 'bandit' at interview.

by songthrush August 11, 2009

bandit

Someone who profits from lies, deception and all round hoodwinking

Oi luke, what's your handicap mate. 17 why? Cos you're a 'kin bandit. I know ain't it grand!

by Dave Matthews (Selleck, Squeak) July 10, 2017

bandit

the wildest dog in the world,loves kisses

let me see bandit

by tdhcfjhg February 10, 2018