The ohio butthole tickling bandit

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.

Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7

by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022

Fecal Bandit

One who defecates in a public restroom in an area other than the commode and proceeds to vandalize the said restroom by smearing his feces in a way that would resemble the icing of a chocolate cake.

Principal Devaney: It seems that some of the guys are unfamiliar with the proper use of toilet paper in the men's restroom. If this "Fecal Bandit" strikes again consequences will follow.

by DM and ZB January 29, 2004

pump bandit

Someone who drives away without paying for their gas. Some try to claim it's a form of social justice because "the oil companies are ripping us off." Basically it's stealing from the guy who owns the local gas station.

Thanks to the pump bandits you now have to prepay all the time.

by knowman April 22, 2008

arse-bandit

A gentleman who rides on the Marmite motorway. A pillow biter. Either a Quarter Back or a Wide Reciever. A botter.

Look at that gentleman he seems to be commiting an act of gross indecency on that other young chap. Yes, he is an arse bandit.

by Gary December 26, 2003

Bandites

Give mightybaseplate 10,000 robux
to get purple team

Bandites:give me purple team pls i will give you 10,000 rbx

mightybaseplate:Yeah gave me rbx and you will get purple team

by Nightyrocky1 October 15, 2020

rogue bandits

The most badass squad in Assassin Creed Unity to have ever lived. No one stood a chance against those guys. Legend says, that the Rogue Bandits were once Wandering down a trail and then later ambushed by an army estimating to around two hundred enemies! After a few hours of clashing swords among each other and bullets traveling through the atmosphere, Stood a squad of Assassins... and a bloody mountain of bodies with sorrowful souls.

We just got fucked up by the Rogue Bandits again!

by xSlick August 25, 2019

Hooded Bandit

A way to refer to a uncircumcised penis.

Look he has a hooded bandit!

Show me the hooded bandit.

by Hooded Bandit February 27, 2022