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boner-baloney

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"
That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.
by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012
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Balched

Fooled or tricked, similar to being punk'd. Usually causes severe chaos, confusion and detriment to fixed income traders and sales assistants
1) Oh nuuuu.... My PnL and risk are out substantially... oh wait... Ive been BALCHED!
2) These tickets are wrong direction, px, u/l and maturity... oh shut! Ive been BALCHED!
by BlueWhale January 16, 2009
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baloney fart

Baloney Fart is when someone is lazy as hell as eats nothing but cheap supermarket cold cuts laced with nitrogen. The nitrogen in the cold cuts acts as an accelerant for propelling the rot of "mystery meat" from the farter's anus and makes for major mayhem.
Yo! Weasel tore ass with another one of his trademarked baloney farts.
by nyctaoist May 29, 2008
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Balog

1. Noun
A person who has so many skills, people who know them have trouble figuring out which is their favorite. Then they remember the baking skills.

2. A freezer that is consistently filled with enough booze to fuel three parties

3. Verb

Falling asleep on the landing of one's stairs.
1. That Balog pipes like a frosting pro.

2. I forgot to byob but it was ok because the balog was full.

3. I got so drunk last night I had to balog 9 steps up.
by Schirbotski January 13, 2011
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balonis

shemale that hoards all video games in the GTA. loves to brag about getting deals while being dressed in drag. does not help RFD, will soon be caught by the OPP. thinks he is a hoarding legend, but seriously, he is a straight up peasant. klepto puts this guy to shame, one day this guy will get citytv news fame.
man, that store was totally owned by balonis.

EB Games is about to get balonisized.

my balonis has a first name, its H O A R D, my balonis has a second name its T U R D S.
by LIVE_DEREK_RULES April 7, 2010
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Baloney Pie

An all meat, all cheese delicacy made with alternating layers of cream cheese and slices of bologna sausage. Five layers of each is considered the nominal amount for a proper pie.
That baloney pie they make southern Connecticut is off the hook.
by E.trick.e June 16, 2008
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Obi Wan Baloney

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.
<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.
by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007
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