Ball You Up

Basically to play basketball and whoop ass at it.

Dont make me have to ball you up.

by Paradoxxx69 July 13, 2016

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

by Gonzopunch February 09, 2009

Wake Up Ball

Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.

A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.

"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"

"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"

"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

push-up balls

When the scrotum becomes so tight that it pushes up the flaccid penis, causing it to resemble a semi.

May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.

Josh: Dude your dick is sticking out in your sweatpants, do you have a semi?

Drew: Nah bro, I've got push-up balls.

by Manmess November 24, 2013

chin up balls out

when life is getting someone down, the best piece of advice for them is to keep their chin up and go balls out and not let anything get to them.

Jason: These two idiots on the farm are really starting to get to me with their negative comments.

Karl: Don't even listen to them, seriously mate....chin up balls out ignore the hillbillies!

Jason: Yeah I suppose, cheers mate you are a hero!

by woodzieworldtour2011 March 27, 2011

Up-ball

An "up-ball" occurs when the foam ball used in the game commonly known as Goala is hit above the cones located at the four corners of the connected mats.

*Person just hit the ball and it went higher than the cones*
"Up-ball!!!"
"You're out! Up-ball!"

by Goalaplaya May 10, 2010

Up Balls

Balls that are attached to the shaft of the penis. They do not sag or hang low. Not just in the cold weather but 24/7.

Yo dude did you see jimmys balls he has total up balls!

by Jimmyupballs October 14, 2021