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Balltron

(n) A guy who thinks regularly striking his fellow men in the balls is of noteworthy comedic value. He is usually a boring guy with a dry sense of humor who does not know how to behave when suddenly thrust into a group of sociable male colleagues.

(n) A robot whose hull alloy consists of at least 97% harvested human testicles.
Fucking balltron ran up and hit me in the balls with a biology book.
by Freshcookies March 5, 2011
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ballchoni

Yo I just ballchonied my pants
by ballchoni April 23, 2021
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Ballston Lake

Small lake town in Upstate New York, also a bit of a hidden gem. Cooler than all of Burnt Hills, Charlton and Glenville combined. The people that live there are all alcoholics and Dave Matthews Band fans. A place where rednecks and people who can afford to drop 100 grand on a boat live in harmony. Residents of Ballston Lake are generally fun, humble people who are also batshit crazy.
“Where are you from?”

Ballston Lake”

Never heard of it

“Oh… do you know where Saratoga is?”
by Urmom196922 April 20, 2022
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Ballston Spa Highschool

the only place where you can find one kid taking down 3 adults, kids passed out in the bathroom, and kids swallowing each other in the hallways. Oh, and don't forget how all teachers are always high asf.
by phillybilly June 15, 2022
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ballhonk

A douche bag, ass-wipe, or dink-wad. An annoying MF.
That ballhonk cut me off.

Fred at work is always stepping on my toes. He's a real ballhonk.
by Ed B. Williams April 19, 2007
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barlationship

When two individuals form a bond while downtown at the bars, and are clearly into one another, however choose not to pursue said relationship outside of the bar atmosphere. Oftentimes results in excessive game-playing, followed by numerous episodes of grinding.
"Dude, he never calls her to hang out, but whenever we see him at the bar, he immediately ..."

"... flocks to her like white on rice?"

"Yeah, exactly!"

"Dude, sounds like she's in a barlationship."
by Uhleksis February 8, 2010
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ballaholic

someone addicted to balls or being a baller; 3.5g of cocaine, testicles, round objects.
The grenade posse are some ballaholics homie.
by ricardo peninsias February 13, 2008
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