Balkan curse

Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.

Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."

by okjlez February 18, 2025

dodges balkan quarter

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by bruh momentum number69420 July 22, 2020

WINTER ARC + MANGO + BALKAN RAGE + GERMAN STARE

The word that unlocks the level power of sigma, aura, and rizz. Probably the most skibidi word and THOSE WHO KNOW out there. Used by 8 year olds to get 1000+ aura.

Hey look! I just WINTER ARC + MANGO + BALKAN RAGE + GERMAN STARE'd up!

by pseudonym1112 December 11, 2024

bella balkan

sexiest, amazing woman amazing wallah smile

hey that’s bella balkan she’s sexy as

by marcus lad May 4, 2022

reverse balkan gecko

the reverse balkan gecko is when you are getting fucked in the urethra hole

jaden had the best reverse balkan gecko last night with some black guy

by damo dazza February 27, 2024

The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.

Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!

by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023

Balkans

Southeast european territory where everyone hates eachother and together they hate turks.

"That dude's crazy-"
"Don't worry, he's probably from the Balkans."

by k0tinka February 28, 2022