the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
ALL HAIL BACONISM
by um1'sgon'die June 13, 2011
Get the Baconism mug.by Steve 'Sadam' Adams May 15, 2007
Get the Balcony Boxing mug.When you finish fucking your girl doggy style while she is bent over a balcony and she ducks before you get off so that your cum can achieve maximum distance as it flies off of the balcony.
VETERAN'S TIP: A well timed Donkey Punch just prior to orgasm can greatly improve the trajectory of your semen.
If you are lucky by the time you finish a small crowd will have gathered below the balcony to watch the show. If you manage to get any sex juice on any innocent bystanders you get to add an extra 10 feet per person (midgets count as double points!) onto the measurement of your spooge.
If your doggy rompin' balcony destroying good time draws too much of a crowd it is highly recommended to perform a filthy ninja and make a quick escape!
VETERAN'S TIP: A well timed Donkey Punch just prior to orgasm can greatly improve the trajectory of your semen.
If you are lucky by the time you finish a small crowd will have gathered below the balcony to watch the show. If you manage to get any sex juice on any innocent bystanders you get to add an extra 10 feet per person (midgets count as double points!) onto the measurement of your spooge.
If your doggy rompin' balcony destroying good time draws too much of a crowd it is highly recommended to perform a filthy ninja and make a quick escape!
Mike: "Hey Kristin I'm feeling pretty strong tonight after snorting those rails of Extenze. How do you feel about heading outside and helping me go for a new Balcony Shot personal record?
Kristin: "Sure that's fine but let me finish my juice box first."
Kristin: "Sure that's fine but let me finish my juice box first."
by SillyDilly June 16, 2010
Get the Balcony Shot mug.The act of wiping ones unwashed penis (i.e. tip or helmet), around the lid of a colleague’s beverage of choice. This is often done prior to the colleague receiving the drink and generally without their knowledge or approval.
"I hope Paul enjoys his coffee, I just used a balcony wipe on his mug"
"10-4 good buddy, lets go watch him drink it"
"10-4 good buddy, lets go watch him drink it"
by Dark_Badger July 9, 2007
Get the Balcony Wipe mug.A shot in Counter-Strike: Source, where an enemy is up on the balcony, and you shoot him from the side, without his knowledge. This is a move that has been made famous by IAN3111, and many others, such as DP herki hawkeye.
by JDGersdorf May 23, 2006
Get the Balconied mug.To forcefully throw someone off a 2nd story or higher balcony.
To fall off a balcony in a drunken stupor.
To fall off a balcony in a drunken stupor.
He got so smashed he balconated himself.
Aaron pissed me off so much, I had no choice but to balconate him
Aaron pissed me off so much, I had no choice but to balconate him
by APE_CK March 14, 2008
Get the balconate mug.A derivative of Balo & Balloon - A large bear like man who’s clumsy and ogre'ish - walks hunched and awkward, has little to no charisma and is hopeless with women, then finding social skills in later life and becoming semi-cool and fairly attractive to women - turns one’s life around!!!
by The TurkeyKid September 29, 2010
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