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crusty bagpipe

When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.
That bitch gave me a crusty bagpipe and she didn't even lick my balls off after.
by analangus December 5, 2017
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Dog Pound Bagpipe

Dog Pound Bag Pipe: essentially the same as a Rusty Trombone however the girl also squeezes your belly until you fart.
I was getting a rimmer but because of the Mexican food it turned into a Dog Pound Bagpipe.
by Sidney Jack November 27, 2016
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Russian Bagpipe

An alcoholic drink consisting of a shot glass half filled with vodka (Russian) and half with Scotch whisky.
This shot combines the smooth, complex and aromatic flavours of Scotch and the pure, clear, uplifting elements of vodka to make a delicious beverage that is the best of both worlds. Often consumed before a night out on the town as it provides much needed sustenance for the night ahead. Will get the drinker quite shitfaced if drunk in copious quantities. Can also induce vomiting in those with weak stomachs.
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Damien: Man let's do another Russian Bagpipe! They're delicious.

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Damien: I'm so fucking hungover, i shouldn't have had all those Russian Bagpipes...
by slutmeister June 1, 2009
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flaming bagpipe

the act of fornicating after applying hot sauce to your scrotum
by the real poop ninja January 11, 2009
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Scottish Bagpipe

The act of ejaculating into a bagpipe and shoving it down a woman's esophagus or anal cavity with great force while attempting to play a song on the instrument.
Sarah: You know that new Scottish kid? He Scottish Bagpiped me SO hard last night.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck if you ask me.
by xXx_Nut_Meme_xXx November 30, 2016
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Chinese Bagpipe

When you stick a bag up a girls vaginal region. Filling the bag with cum/poop/or anything else you can find. Afterwards when the bag is full you stick a pvc pipe down the bag, snugly tight. Then you blow into the pvc causing the bag to explode in her vagina.
Tina: Josh my vagina is all ripped up from the "Chinese bagpipe" you gave me a few nights ago.
by Chinese Bagpipe creator November 29, 2009
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Mexican Bagpipe

A shot made from equal parts tequila and scotch.
by TH3 DR1NK M@ST3R June 18, 2009
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