european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.

check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?

by carp it up January 12, 2012

Ass Bag

a Stupid overbearing loud dense person

I.e. a diaper

Jack is late for work again and yells at every one else for being late he is such an ass bag.

by Your Heniness March 28, 2019

Ass Bag

A funny nickname that will stick well for anything or anyone that is a dick

Ass bag is a michal but to be more certain it's a Michael Collins

by Tit=tight March 28, 2017

Bag-ass

A term to describe an ass that is as wrinkly (if not more than) as a Wal-Mart shopping bag.

Got with this girl last night, only to find out that she got a mad case of bag-ass!

by TheGreatAndPowerfulOg January 9, 2018