bazonkers

A combination of words that describe the female mammaries. Can be either good or bad.

I nuzzled my face in her heavenly bazonkers and thought I was in heaven.

by Lisa Shizzle March 14, 2008

Pig-Boinker

1.) A slang term given to the phenotype (or trait) of a pig-shaped nose.
(Usually considered extremely undesirable amongst society)

2.) One who gains sexual arousal from the thoughts of, and/or actions of sexual intercourse with barnyard swine.

1.) "Man, it's no wonder people talk bad about Victoria Beckham's mug, she's got one of the biggest Pig-Boinkers i've ever seen!"

2.) "That Katey Burns needs to get a grip! Her constant daydreaming of Wilbur is making me start to think she's a real Pig-Boinker!"

3.) "Cletus! you ain't goin' to no college! You're gonn' stay here with yer' family and become a professional Pig-Boinker, jus' like your ol' man! Pigs need to get their proper pokin' too!"

by KingKong40 October 27, 2010

badicker

Your booty, my dick, and some liquor.

Sara loves badicker.

by griz March 25, 2004

badoinkadoink

Really should be badonkadonk. A common mispronunciation by white males trying to say badonkadonk.

Exclamation: Yo! Look at that girl's fine badoinkadoink!

Correct Response: It's badonkadonk, whitey. Thank you for playing.

by Schmoove-it May 3, 2006

Badoink

1. Noun. An individual that acts in an inexplicable and hypocritical manner due to simultaneously holding contradictory beliefs that have mind-raped said individual into a state of complete irrationality. Example: "The badoink, having professed his genuine love for his lost brother and shed blood in his name, attacked said brother after fortuitously reuniting with him."

2. Verb. To act in an inexplicable and hypocritical manner due to simultaneously-held contradictory beliefs mind-raping one into a state of complete irrationality. Example: "The ninja professed his hatred for those who slaughtered his family unjustly, proclaimed his desire to do the same to all others, and proceeded to badoink."

I don't know that guy anymore. He badoinked all over the place.

by Golden Circle May 24, 2012

boinker-nopples

its an exclamatory pharse used when a dolphin does an impressive trick.

(dolphin does a super flippy thing) oh shit, BOINKER-NOPPLES!

by Dave Esposito February 7, 2008

jew boinker

any jew who likes to steal things, especially peoples buds.

Jimmy Machomita is the only jew boinker i know.

by jimmy machomita March 28, 2009