Babysitter

When a person doesn't pass the blunt in a session and holds it too long.

"Hey Mr. babysitter. Would you look at all the ashes? The blunts going out is you ever gonna pass it?" - Mac Dre

by J4son June 25, 2008

babysit

babysitting is defined as A junior/senior in high school that swoops up Freshman girls until they're used up. This action is also practiced by college LOSERS that can't pull a date their own age so they dive back into their old high school scene. Though I am a guy, I must admit this is mainly practiced by other guys...

1:Dude is that your date for the party? wasn't she a freshman when we GRADUATED?
2:yeah but she's graduating this year...and she puts out...
1:Dude you're BABYSITTING!!! Isn't it her bed time?

by 1337 34973 November 4, 2006

Babysitter

See: Cumsplotion, you must.

Emily, that cute blonde girl down the street is babysitting tonight. I'll sneak back home early, chat her up on volley ball topics then lay the pipe.

by King Kai November 12, 2004

babysitter

A socially sanctioned cum dumpster.

Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck!
Sofie: *giggles*
Mr. Smith: *makes a gooey warm mess all over her face then turns around and farts up her nose*

by fuckershocking April 10, 2005

Detroit Babysitter

Using a chain and padlock to restrain your kid so you can go buy groceries and/or gamble at the Windsor Casino.

She wanted to go out and party, but she didn't want her 4-year-old messing up the crack house while she was gone, so she used a Detroit Babysitter.

by Misthios February 8, 2010

babysit

the designated babysitter, also the designated driver. the one in the group who doesnt drink and makes sure the rest of the group is not killing eachother or anyone else.

person 1"hey you coming to *said person*'s party on friday?
person 2"yea sure i'll babysit you guys"

by FaerieGirl September 22, 2005

babysit

Babysitting is something you do on date night because you have no date and need money, so you watch bratty kids, get payed 7 bucks a hour,clean up messes, and forced to watch the Sponge Bob Square Pants movie over and over and over again

babysit-the only thing beside a fast food place you can work at.

by Nicole Relles October 4, 2005