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ass barnacle

when someone is being a really big bitch and is scared to do something.
Hit this shit man!
nah man i dont like weed
Dude your a fucking ass barnacle
by sean mcguire October 24, 2005
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barnacle run

Taking your boat out to the local watering hole with your drinking buddies, under the guise of keeping you're vessel's bottom free of barnacle growth.
Honey, I can't let the boat sit for so long, Ray and I are gonna take it out for a barnacle run.
by 2jimmy7 August 27, 2017
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Barnacle

An individual (or individuals) whose presence is constant, annoying, unwanted and, most of all, seemingly impossible to free oneself from. The best way to avoid a Barnacle is by way of a "Barnacle Alert," typically administered by SMS or similar technological means. This serves to warn the recipient that a Barnacle is in the area and to steer clear. Barnacles are notorious for flouting the law, so overall it's best to steer clear of them.
"Oh, man, I can't believe you got stuck with the Barnacles last night!"

"Wow! You got Barnacled last night?"

"Can you believe the Barnacles turned up tonight?"

"Who did they Barnacle this time?!"
by Jackson King May 21, 2021
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Arse Barnacle

A stubborn winnet that is near impossible to remove.
Whats that in your arse?

Its an arse barnacle.
by Tommy Arse Barnacle September 11, 2010
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Barnacle

A person who attaches themselves to any living being surrounding them as a form of comfort. Cuddling, spooning and snuggling are also correct terms. A barnacle latches on to anyone in sight and does not let go.
Cheyenne: Oh hey kirsten! How are you?
*Kirsten latches on to cheyenne*
Kirsten: Now im better!
Cheyenne: Oh kirsten! You barnacle, you!
by astoldbyginger February 29, 2008
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Tabernacle

To confirm a statement. Snoop Dogg does use this but I believe Bishop Don Magic Juan originated it but it is used as a synonym for Church or chuuch or Preach. Other examples would be things like "real talk" or "Word." As to strongly confirm a statement or idea.
Man i swear people be fake as hell any more. Preach brotha, church, tabernacle.
by Yung Sock May 29, 2017
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Welfare-barnacle

noun- 1A person who refuses to use birth-control despite their excessive promiscuity and lower-class financial status.

2Anyone who wants children "with their new man/woman", despite existing children from another parent, with no regard to financial ability.

3Anyone who will have a child with an inability to financially or emotionally support any number of them.

4A promiscuous individual who wants children like a child wants puppies, and has no concept or ability to act as a functional parent; A person who views a child as an accessory, instead of a responsibility.

5A person who continually has children simply to increase benefits given by welfare, or who disregards the cost to everyone else to support their willful "promiscuity-without-protection" lifestyle.
"I would give to the poor in Rainier Valley, but there are so many welfare-barnacles out there, I changed my mind. They should hand out condoms instead of money."
by Prom&Lusus2 April 22, 2009
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