Budda Time

A stage of which (usually men) approaches after jerking off.
No matter what happens, one will remain calm almost like Budda during his enlightenment.
However, this only lasts for a very short period of time lasting from 2~3 minutes.

Firefighter 1 : Your house is burning down!
Man : It's ok.
Firefighter 2 : What's taking so long?
Firefighter 1 : Shit, he's on Budda Time.

by academicloopholes December 23, 2017

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Budda Mike

Budda mike could mean the calling another person (Most likely a Man) A Budda Mike. However if you insult using budda Mike, your calling the person a Penis

Hey, sup Budda Mike
Your such a fucking Budda Mike (A Penis)

by MrNotdoundanyPlease October 25, 2025

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Inward Budda

After nailing an overweight women the man proceeds to put a lit stick of incense inside of the vagina in an effort to get rid of the fishy smell.

oh damn...I didnt know Grant was into fat chicks! He really pulled an Inward Budda with that chick!

by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011

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Smudda Budda

A type of lube that is used in the strip club. It is mixed with hand sanitizer and butter to make a clean and easy glide for customers. It is available in different scents like mango, guava, weed and pina coloda. It keeps strip clubs a little cleaner and customers satisfied and all in all it is a great product!

Christine: Please fill my guns up with some smudda budda. I am about to go out and do my cowgirl show.

Lynn: Okay what flavor you want?

Melissa: I used all the mango girls!

Marcia: Oh shit that's my favorite kind!

Christine: Dammit just fill me up with the guava!

by Thinking like Betty White May 10, 2012

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