French Broomstick

When three men engage in anal sex together simultaneously, the one furthest back uses a dildo on himself (of no less than 12''), and the man in the middle performs the reach around on the man in front. This gives the illusion of all three men being penetrated at once by one 'broomstick', which they would appear to be riding in their bent-over position.

"Yesterday, I watched a video on the internet of the Jonas Brothers running a French Broomstick together before a concert."

by Dr. Manhattan's blue pendulum March 14, 2009

rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

A Sahara Broomstick

This is when you are doing a girl doggy style and she starts giving you attitude you pull out your cock and stick your hard cock into her dry asshole.

"That bitch was giving me so much attitude when I was banging here from behind that I gave here A Sahara Broomstick she won't ever forget."

by Clydesdale February 1, 2008

sacramento broomstick

when you're fucking a mother of a young boy who looks like Harry Potter doggystyle, jam a broomstick in her ass.

Last night I gave your mother the sacramento broomstick.

by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007

True Broomstick

When two jokes in a locker room decide to take to the next level one applies deep heat to his penis and puts said penis up the other jocks anus.

Man 1: Hey Joey wanna get a milkshake and have a quick true broomstick?
Man 2:I don't a feel like a milkshake!

by Wendyconewithahotdog June 1, 2014

American broomstick

A term for American orbital rockets. The term was created by head of Russian Space Agency Rogozin on Twitter, when trying to threaten the USA, by not flying their cargo on Russian Soyuz rockets, due to international sanctions that came as a consequence of Russia vs Ukraine war.

"Time to let the American broomstick fly and hear the sounds of freedom." - SpaceX Launch Director moments before liftoff

by froemosen March 23, 2022

hop a broomstick

"hopping a broom stick" is much like a combination of getting married and eloping

Jack : Lets get married, but not a big wedding
Jill : How about we hop a broomstick and fly to an african jungle

by LoveMe1219151 September 29, 2009