breached shit

The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.

Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...

by archane January 18, 2008

I can't Breathe

Often used by guilty people when apprehended by police. These people often scream "I can't breathe" but in reality it means "I'm Guilty"

Child killer Keith Moses continuously screamed "I can't breathe" as he was apprehended by police after murdering 3 people including a 9 year old girl.

by ShoeGod420 February 28, 2023

breathe

To inhale air. It is known to be very dangerous if unprepared while breathing.

Boy1: Hey man what're you doing?
Boy2: I'm breathing, but I'm being careful cuz i dont wanna get hurt.
Boy1: It's not worth it man, you could die. I don't even breathe anymore.

by penguinat4 September 10, 2009

Nolife Breather

A dumb person that breathes our atmosphere and actually has no life whatsoever, who goes out to eat, shop or etc. at any business that is about to close within seconds, and expects to be waited on while they take their precious time.

Let's close the door now, before another Nolife Breather comes in.

by VaderTron October 2, 2018

Breathe

If you don't know what this is how the hell did you get out of the womb?!?

Dumbasses googling breathe and going to urban dictionary lol.

by Shark Lover August 2, 2017

if she breathes, she a hoe

Think about it: She's breathing the same oxygen these other niggas are breathing.. Just let that sink in.

Son: All these females keep breaking my heart
Dad: I'm telling you son, if she breathes, she a hoe

by 14o October 7, 2017

Tuna breather

A tuna breather is typically a white rat like canine, that has been alive for far too long. Battered and old, this creature has unbearably stanky breath like that of spoiled tuna. These creatures always happen to be spewing their moist coochie breath right into your nostrils. Common characteristics of the tuna breather may include yellowing snaggle teeth, milky dried out eyeballs and discolored fur as a result of an ongoing yeast infection, not to mention a constant smattering of fecal matter upon its anus. Surprisingly, this creature is beloved by its family and treated like a spoiled child, despite its distasteful appearance and mannerisms. Practice caution when coming in contact with a tuna breather.

Lila: I am just so excited for you to meet my dog “Cherry”, she is just the sweetest little thing!
Mary: OMG I love all dogs, I can’t wait!
*lila opens the door to her house*
*Mary is overwhelmed by the smell of fish that wafts from betwixt the tuna breathers jaw, as it lunges to lick her face*

by Shrimp16 August 25, 2020