Bottie cough

To fart, to expell wind out of the anus

Mann, that bottie cough smells like a skunk

Cant you stop doing bottie coughs for a few seconds, only long enough to read the news, watch TV, move breathe, you know that sort op thing

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Botty socket

British slang for the anus, so called because during making a sexual time it acts as the socket for the plug which is a penis, or buttplug of course, or on rarer occasions - you do you though, I do not judge - gerbils in toilet roll tubes.

"I would love to be slammed by The Rock in the botty socket" - Bret 'The Hitman' Hart

by Sullivanus Maximus November 1, 2020

botty kisses

Soft, delicate, rhythmic, percussive, pop farts.

Awww.. how sweet! The baby's blowing botty kisses. Or at least I hope so.

by skinnymessican July 30, 2016

Botty-Cough

Invented by two philosophers Terrance T. Rattigan & James Theodoras the Third, botty-cough is the act of passing wind out your foo foo valve.

My botty-cough blew a hole in the seat

by Canolaxel December 25, 2018

botty bovril

Rusty Water, Fizzy Gravy 'sans' fizz.

A hot, meaty smelling liquid bowel movement, usually experienced the day after a lukewarm steak bake from Greggs.

"Bloody hell, Susan. I wish I hadn't had that dodgy meat pie on the way home from the petrol station last night. My arse has been streaming botty bovril almost non stop since 5 this morning. My legs are numb."

by effinG123 May 20, 2017

Tangy botty

Characterised by a particularly spicy, fiery sensation within the anal region during defecation. Can also be accompanied by loose faeces with a burnt-orange appearance and an unsavoury smell.

Loz: Oh dear - I really shouldn't have had that second 5-bean burrito at lunch...
Fran: Why? Have you got a tangy botty?
Sofia: Oh. That's what that smell was earlier!

by Minty723487 March 8, 2023

Flitter Botty

To curl off a fine turd whilst masturbating furiously, enjoying the muscle contractions of both orgasm and the secretion of said turd. A particular favourite of desperate scat porn fanatics or businessmen whom cannot find the free time to execute both acts separately.

"I'm gagging to go and empty my bowels, but what to do about this frighteningly pesky semi old chap?"

"Flitter botty?"

"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"

"Only if you wipe Rupert!"

by Third-nipple-joe November 1, 2009