Boris

An abnormally large, deformed, and hairy penis

I saw a russian horse master lurking down the hallway, and he had a huge boris protruding from his pants.

by Rosey D November 27, 2007

boris

a word you can use for when you need to poo :)

person one: hey man, I'm just going to go and drop a Boris, call back later

by imwearingaredjumper February 17, 2021

Boris

The most beautiful boog ever created. A sweet angel muffin with a mole on the side of his nose. A most powerful asian man. He has the voice of an angel and the body of a Greek god. When you see him it is only natural to gasp. Will treat his girlfriend right.

I saw Boris yesterday walking down the street and I stopped in my tracks. He was stunning.

I heard Boris sing last weekend and I almost cried all my tears. What a talented boy.

by Stargirl16 July 3, 2019

Bori

SI unit of measurement for beauty. It is usually in reference to the Victoria Secret Models, sometimes used as a name.

1 Bori = Beauty of 10 Models.

Bori could land a modelling contract dressed as a vagrant.

by mastershake December 23, 2013

Boris

A broken promise (esp: one that is repeated again and again)

To make a promise that you intend to break (usually again)
To make a false promise.

Someone who makes promises but never keeps them is 'a Boris' (adj)

'Don't believe a word this Boris tells you!"
"Is that a promise or a Boris?"

"He Borised to mow the lawn, I just know it!" (verb)

"If hear one more Boris from you!"

by Jonny Boeing December 15, 2019

Boris

1. To get crumbs or some other form of shmutz all over the place. (verb)

2. Used as a noun to say that there are crumbs all over you.

(Borising commonly occurs after a late night hookup...unidentified crumbs may appear.)

Ex 1:
"Oh man! While eating the pretzels i Borised all over myself! :("

Ex 2:
"Looks like while i was eating Boris paid me a little visit"

by lizbrez March 12, 2009

boris

to take a poop.

i need to hang a 'boris'.

by sal93 May 1, 2009