you aint shit without boats and hoes

It means you lonely

MAN YOU AINT SHIT WITHOUT BOATS AND HOES

by you know damn well who you are May 26, 2018

Do you like boats

I am about to kiss you

Do you like boats *leans in*

by Mariaaguilarmario December 13, 2021

cotton boats

When too many tampons (also called tampoons) get flushed down the toilet causing the sewer drain to become bloodied and clogged.

"One time Donna spent the weekend and flushed too many cotton boats down our toilet."

by Cindy Bradely November 26, 2006

Crashing Boats

Getting credits in VMK (virtual magic kingdom, a disney MMORPG). Playing the jungle cruise Photo Safari game, even if you don't get any points, earns you credits. So, to get lots of credits, people play Jungle Cruise and crash their boats, hence the phrase crashing boats.

"The black HM suit is coming out?! Man, I need to start crashing boats."

by kerr bear October 29, 2005

Fags On Boats

The hater created name for the ever popular band Fall Out Boy.

"Dude, you listen to Fags On Boats...?"

"Say what?"

"Fall Out Boy, you dumbshit."

by Hawleh August 13, 2008

Throwing Boats

To throw punches at the face in a very aggresive physical manner.

Suds: Damn man Andrew came at me hard he was fuckin' throwing boats.
Zullo: Ya u are a bitch.

by Andrew Rock February 8, 2009

gravy boats

Big fat droopy disgusting tits.

Lauren has mank fat gravy boats

by John E White September 25, 2006