barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

by Libertine October 10, 2005

Barking Abbey School Girl

A girl that a sket that dealt too many boys and has fat back. She gives head to people in exchange for money.

Barking Abbey School Girl Carolina gave head to lots of boy for lots of money

by Yannis barking abbey May 23, 2019

african barking spider

a fart

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"

by mat81 February 25, 2009

blacking out

to get so chemically altered that you don't remember anything.

so i was at this wild house party and the next thing i know i wake up next to some guy i don't even know. man, i HATE blacking out.

by Jennifer Worm January 15, 2008

blarginsnarf

A word used to end a conversation, usually when something personal is mentioned.

so, did you ask her o- BLARGINSNARF!

Did you eat my chocolates!? Blarginsnarf!

by Axe the avenger April 12, 2008

blackinese whitesican

a mix of all major races. a person that cant be made fun of for their race. if someone does racialy insult them, than they would most likely be insulting them selves

dude look at that guys squinty eyes. but hes also white. and black. he is also mexican. he must be a blackinese whitesican

by y0uinsane October 14, 2009

blarping

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.

Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.

by kevinbeal December 14, 2015