Bluffin' N' Chuffin'

To tell a lie (bluffing) so bad and obviously false that people think you are high (chuffing).

Bernard: Bro I'm hanging out with all the hoes rn
LaMarcus: Nah you Bluffin' N' Chuffin' fr

by LeBean James December 8, 2022

The Buffing System

The system is which oral sex is conducted normally on a male but with certain provisons a female may be done. The oral sex is done when a girl or guy wrapps there tongue aroung the penis and slowly caresses the girth and length of the male or females shaft.

Male: Goose you going to buddies house today?

Goose: Yes of course, Buddies Advocate style.

Male: Oh I would say I sense The Buffing System coming into play, but you cant get shit so.

by The Flori$t June 24, 2012

Pillow Buffing

When a man lies naked on his couch, not yet sexually aroused but proceeds to cross his legs around a pillow and lightly grind on it.

Yeah dude, I totally walked in on Francesco pillow buffing.

by terriblepseudonym April 8, 2013

Buffing

Buffing is to have playful sex, Its fun, light hearted and cheeky.

I met Nigel last night we endded up buffing!!!
Buffing him was the best thing I have ever done..

by Mopsey13 July 29, 2010

buffing

the act of sucking a males geneitals

damn shorty, you be buffing?

by hayzemarie December 10, 2007

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Bluffin With My Muffin

To sexually tease a male with promises of getting laid with a female

flashing a vagina and saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!"

Lady Gaga's Poker Face

Girl: "heyyy im horny lets do it!"
Guy: "OMG YESS!!!"
Girl: "hahaha only bluffin with my muffin!"
Guy: "i hate you"

by London_Girl January 12, 2010