Blond*Star

Blond*star is similar to On*Star, but different. It is where a blond does not know what to do and is trapped inside the car.

"Hello, welcome to Blond*star, how may we get you out of the car today."

by bballsta49 March 11, 2009

blond moment

Someone other than a blond who has no street sense; forgetting something you learned as a child.

Keisha: Girl, you know what? I forgot how to start the car for a minute there.

Stacie: You must be having a blond moment.

by Nykky July 31, 2005

blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.

Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.

by teh pope October 28, 2004

Blond Cunt

The only girl that give multiple blow jobs at one time the only person in a room that got plastic surgery and looks like a donkey.

Uhh who is that ugly whore at the party

I think that's the girl who is dating my dad and gave a blow job to my brother.

Wow she's a blond cunt.

by Cat lover 69 420 February 22, 2017

blond chunk swirly

for this to happen you need a bathroom, uncontrollable shits and a blond girlfriend
after shitting close the toilet lid ,engage in sex (unannounced) lift the toilet seat flip her over putting her head in the bowl of shit and flush...if quick enough piss down the back to gain extra points

hey i gave lou-ann a blond chunk swirly, after hanks bad chili

by capt. syphilisis August 24, 2008

blond-ho

Derogatory slang-term usually used by men whilst drinking in bars, but could be used in any conversation between men or dyke lesbians, referencing a trashy-looking, low-rent sort of woman with blonde hair. Possibly more used in the South than other parts of the U.S.

'Sure as hell would like to tap that blond-ho at the end of the bar, she looks like a swallower.

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

blond dreads

blond stupid looking dreadlocks.

look at that stupid white boy with blond dreads.

by traveling bob August 15, 2006