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Bullshit Baffles Brains 

Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
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bfflnmwhtuuddupsyiheatbilymtas 

best friends for life no matter what happens to us, until death do us part, see you in heaven, even after that because I love you more than a sister
bfflnmwhtuuddupsyiheatbilymtas are The Bestest type of friends there are!!
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BFFLUSBAB is "Best Friends For Life Until She Became A Bitch"
girl1: "Oh my gosh, I hate her!"
girl2: "Me too. We were BFFLUSBAB"
BFFFN is an acronym for: Friends Forever For Now. It is the silly, more likely version of BFF.
Me and Chelsea are BFFFN!
BFFFN by Evanas July 21, 2009
Girl 1: Let's totally wear our bfflets and be like, best friends forever true?
Girl 2: Omg, totally!
Bfflets by veeeeeeeenuhsxx August 21, 2009
Some person on Facebook who has been leaving a lot of comments on your posts. However this is a person who you never hang out with in real life. Therefore he/she is a Best Facebook Friend For Right Now.
Yo, whose this girl blowing you up on Facebook recently?

I just met her. She's my BFFFRN.
BFFFRN by andkeepitdown August 7, 2010

BFFLNRIS 

BFFLNRIS stands for Best Friends For Life No Really Im Serious.
Buddy No. 1: Shit i cant hang out today.

Buddy No. 2: thats okay cause we are BFFLNRIS.
BFFLNRIS by shindig1089 November 15, 2011