beethoven

Most importantly, he was an emo boy. Secondly, he wrote many a badass work, being a BAMF most of his life and all. His emo-boy-est work is the "Moonlight" sonata.

Dude, Arthur's being an emo boy again and playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata for his fine, bisexual girlfriend.

by JeffreyJCook November 8, 2007

Beethoven

When you jizz in a girl's ear and then make her play piano.

Adam: Last night I did a Beethoven on a girl.
Harry: How did she play?
Adam: Horrible, almost as bad as Beethoven.

by The Sexual Spartan August 18, 2009

Beethoven Masturbation

The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.

Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?

by infernlmagician February 4, 2009

The Beethoven

The Beethoven is where a guy is about to bust on a girls face but then slaps her in the face and while her head is turned he busts in her ear.

Wolfgang: Hey Luddy, what did you last night?

Ludwig: Dude, I totally gave Olga the Beethoven last night. She lost all of her hearing in her left ear!

by lightninglegs October 17, 2011

Beethoven

A synonym for anything you want.

"Beethoven up, this is the police."
"That shit was so Beethoven"
"Wanna go back to my place and Beethoven?"

by Kory P December 7, 2009

beethovening

The act of masturbating with keys from a piano or using smaller toy type keyboards as a sex toy.

I caught her beethovening with her little brothers toy casio.

by MozartsLeftNut January 14, 2011

Beethoven juice

Something the entirety of Canada drink during the month of March in order to honor Mr. Beethoven's death.

American Girl: I'm so sad. Beethoven died so long ago. He was such a great man
Canadian Boi: Drink up some Beethoven juice. It's a respectful way to honor his death

by AnxiousWorm69 December 5, 2018