beer-goggled

A state in which one is drunk to the point at which essentially any girl looks attractive.

Dude, stop raggin on me for hooking up with that girl last night. You know I was totally beer-goggled.

by WaywardMind March 3, 2011

beer giggles

a state of elation and joy from consuming alcohol, usually accompanied by laughter or chuckling...similar to getting the giggles when high.

sadly enough, at the company christmas party, the office nerd, whom had never finished off an entire beer in his life, was found in the corner with the beer giggles, laughing it up with his imaginary girl friend from canada.

by sillycrazywild November 16, 2011

Beer Googles

When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.

I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.

by mason26 October 3, 2011

Beer Googles

When somebody has a few drinks and suddenly think they know everything. People wearing their Beer Googles are usually compelled by an irresistable urge to share their wealth of knowlegde with anybody who will listen.

Thats not true, pay no attention to him, he is wearing his beer googles.

by TheOneAndOnlyBakker December 31, 2009

beer googles blind

A phrase that was used in Eminems new song "Just lose it". It means that you are drunk and everything looks pretty

See also beer goggles

"Dre, HA HA HA BEER GOGGLES BLIND! I'm just trying to unwind!"

by anapplemacphreak November 13, 2004

beer googles

Looking for internet porn on Google, whilst pissed.

Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.

friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!

Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.

by Simjimbimalim August 4, 2006

beer gogles

Obtained my consuming a certain amount of alcohol untill you would do something you wouldn't do when your are sobre.

1; dude you got wasted with beer gogles and fucked an ugger.
2; last night you had beer gogles and shit through a leterbox
3; "last night you hooked up with KC McUggerface!"
"its not my fault, I had beer gogles"

by £W@(\) November 14, 2006