Batch Factor

n. The term for the amount of tobacco you have mixed in with the amount of cannabis you have in your session.

Used as a relative number rather than a quantitative value.

"Men we're down to our last gram, it is time to.."
"No sir..please....don't...."
"INCREASE THE BATCH FACTOR"
*sirens heard*

by BakedGood420 January 24, 2010

the new batch

A collection, usu. a series of folders, on ones computer containing recently saved pornographic images.

Dude you got to come over and check out the new batch.

by M Butler December 27, 2007

The New Batch

A phrase used to describe a folder containing pornographic images on ones' computer. Normally the most recent addition to ones' collection of such images.

Joe hides dirty pictures in "The New Batch".

by Luke Donahue February 6, 2008

BDAC

Acronym for cougar wannabees who have the skanky prerequisite yet fall short due ugliness.

Broke
Down
Alley
Cat

Guy 1: Hey, check out those two hot cougs over there!

Guy 2: Cougs? Are you serious? Those aren't Cougs, they're BDACs!

by druke May 19, 2009

batcrap crazy

A person who is batcrap crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATcrap CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batcrap crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batcrap. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATCRAP CRAZY. ( thank/thanks kbli)

It has been reported brain eating zombies protesting in Washington DC, one was quoted as saying " we are not only starving, we are asking the FDA, to require labeling for those whom are batcrap crazy, warning "taste like batcrap", FDA defended their policy position, "we here at monsanto don't believe in labeling what we put in anyone's food"

by twz January 31, 2015

beatch

Slang term for a bitch.

"Beatch!"

by x January 22, 2003

Batcaving

Staying up late at night and into the early morning (usually in a confined space such as one's room or house) while sleeping for most of the day, much like a bat.

He spent all night batcaving in his room in front of his computer.

by puggyface April 15, 2009