battery tits

Breasts that are so small they are the same size as batteries AA and AAA. Non-boobs.

Look at that lass over there man, she has fucking battery tits!

by eungkid February 24, 2011

battery paranoid

What you are if you own an Android device.

"Angela was so battery paranoid about her Droid X that she turned off her Wifi, GPS and automatic syncing."

by singleinthecity704.com November 8, 2011

Battery Vine

"Battery Vine" is a short video of a man screaming at poor batteries.

"Battery Vine" goes like this:

AA: AAAH
AAA: AAAAH
AAAA: AAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Memey God September 13, 2018

Battery Browne

Battery Browne also known as barry Browne steals car battery’s takes the acid out of the inside and sells them as dealz vape juice on eBay to underage children

Battery browne you got the stuff?

by The Cameron doran September 16, 2020

battery soup

Water with AA batteries in it. Don't give this to people– It's a perfect way to sever your connections.

You cast off the apple and the lime. You gave them battery soup and now they hate you forever.

by Bobthedevastator February 16, 2008

battery bra

noun.
Another term for a bra sized 'double A'.

me: "That girl doesn't look that bad."
brian: "Too bad she's sporting that battery bra."
me: "Yeah, but I'd still hit it."
b: "Me too."

by Nick Bockwinkle April 12, 2008

Battery Cannibalism

1. The act of borrowing fresh batteries from one working device to power that of another. 2. The act of swapping the good batteries from a working device with the dead batteries of another device in order to use the device that originally contained the dead batteries.

Most often practiced with AA or AAA batteries in remote controls. 9 volt battery cannibalism is extraordinarily cruel due to the expense and lack of extra 9 volt batteries in the home.

When Kyle swapped the good batteries from the living room TV remote with the dead ones from his bedroom remote, he was practicing Battery Cannibalism.

by Wizzardfan August 6, 2011