baffing

The act of inserting your tongue into the ass of a long-time friend.

The elder one, delicate like a flower, was used to baffing Gandalf for a dollar, and some power.

by ThomasTheBaffer April 28, 2011

Baffed

Someone who is completely unaware of everything that goes on around them.

Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"

by CHATSHITGETBANGED_ January 14, 2017

Baf

Bitch ass fucker

Justin texted : I would invite you to the party but you’re lame.

You texted : shut up baf

by Spicychips101 November 24, 2018

baf

A common typo for bad. Can also be used as a jest to mean disapproval or just used as a replacement for bad to not sound too aggressive.

Imagine being not baf at math.

by ec-15 September 19, 2020

Baf

Another word for cool. Meaning Awesome, radical, amazing, Etc.

"OMG, That is so Baf."

by coolboybafking August 26, 2021

Baf

To make a sound to inform of your disapproval, skeptically, and usually comes with a roll of the eye.
A Baf sounds like "bphhhh".

"bphhhh, *rolls eye* you're not going to get a A on that test! You hardly studied!"
(bphhhh=the sound of a Baf)

by Da #1 Definer June 4, 2013

baffed

It should work but doesn't for some reason. Or "completely baffed", it never should have worked and still doesn't.

Man 1. I can't get the website wizard to work, it keeps freezing.

Man 2. The website is baffed.

by banyard April 9, 2008