vadge badgers 

1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.

"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

vadge badgers by HQ Tenenbaum Associates October 4, 2005

two badgers duking it out in a burlap sack 

when a female with large breasts is going out for a jog wearing only a sports bra, her funbags bounce about uncontrollably.

Person 1 : "damn, check out those funbages."
Person 2 : "yeah, it looks like to badgers duking it out in a burlap sack!"

two badgers duking it out in a burlap sack by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004

Sea Badgers 

plural of above, on their way to the states with spiritual leader jimbo, refered to in his statement on 99% of americans are stupid as shit

no jenkins i saw two sea badgers not one sea badger, my mistake

Sea Badgers by jimbo jr. January 30, 2005

Vaggy Badgers 

Also called "crabs," vaggy badgers are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Dude, did you here about Larry? Yeah man i heard he got vaggy badgers from the toilet in Vegas

Vaggy Badgers by microsoftsam90 April 22, 2010

a badgers brush 

an unexpected brown undercarriage in an abundance of grey matter... or an solitary grey pubic hair in a large pattern of burgundy matter.

Yo.. that bitch had a badgers brush! Brush Bitch

a badgers brush by Ben and Cal December 13, 2010

blowing badgers 

Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.

Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.

Holy cow dude, it's blowing badgers!

blowing badgers by BlowingBadgersForReal February 23, 2021

coffee badgers 

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.

Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!

coffee badgers by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023