awksome

An event that is both awkward and awesome at the same time.

Watching young kids and/or old people fall down the stairs is pretty awksome.

by kirupa March 6, 2013

awsmostis

(adj) Descriptive word of the most awesome thing ever.

My kids are the awsmostis kids in the universe!

by kidsnpigs February 5, 2010

Akmo

Shorthand for Alaska-Missouri. This term, usually accompanied by a hashtag, explains the odd relationship between these two arbitrary states. Note the hashtag can be placed in text messages and on Facebook as it is part of the phrase. Haters gonna hate. In addition, this phrase usually follows awkward sentences or awkward partial sentences commonly referred to as "sober drunk texts" or SDT for short. These sentences make no sense without #akmo immediately following.

Okay thank god you clarified that. I was getting worried. I thought I'd have to give you the "I just want to be friends" talk... #Akmo

Officiate that... #Akmo

by Alaskouri November 28, 2012

awkwome

when two or more people share a moment that is so awkward, there is nothing left to do but piss yourself laughing. Taken from the words "awkward" and "awesome". Often used when observing an awkward moment from a distance between others.

holy shit, so we've been going out the last 3 years.. and we're actually cousins... well thats just awkwome!!

by jimmy bowman October 20, 2006

awkwosexual

A straight guy who can't seem to pull his game together in front of the opposite gender and occasionally makes awkward remarks. Usually has a girl that he texts but will never hook up with.

Bro: Yo you kickin it to Lily right now dude?
Awkwosexual: Uhh I guess, never gonna happen though. I'm just gonna run naxx instead.
Bro: Um, what?

Bree: Oh hey Ty, you're cute.
Ty: Oh uh yeah um you uhh too?
Bree: There's Emmet! See you later Ty!
Ty: ....damnit
Pete: oculus?
Ty: sure

by The Awkwo May 30, 2009

Awktopus

Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?
Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

by LOL POSSUMS October 28, 2007

Awkosaurus

A situation where the awkwardness becomes huge and overwellming, like that of a tyrannosaurus rex

Person 1: Dude, I just love girls with brown hair.
Person 2: Me too dude, like my sister
Person 1: Dam, that's awkosaurus

by jtdude15 June 6, 2011