awkwarditity

The act of awkardness.

Matt's awkwarditity kept him from ever getting laid.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

awkwardate

To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)

Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.

by Cheryl Beryl November 6, 2007

camp anawanna

the name of the camp on the old-school nickelodeon show "salute your shorts"

camp anawanna,
we hold you in our hearts,
and when we think about you it makes us wanna ....
CAMP ANWANNA-WANNA CAMP ANAWANNA-WANNA

by ruth z. April 3, 2007

awkward

passing a homeless person on your way to a coin star machine.

the most awkward thing that could happen is passing a homeless person carrying a jar full of change.

by Daniel Palu January 18, 2009

awkward silence

the silence in a conversation when all other parties feel that someone else should be talking, yet no one does. Usually happens directly after a weird comment is made or between two partners on a date.

After John made that dead baby joke, there was an awkward silence.

by Confused Desi December 10, 2006

awkwaintance

A person with whom you are insufficiently acquainted to either make easy small talk or enjoy a comfortable silence. An "awkwaintance" is often the friend of a friend; he or she is promoted to the position of "awkwaintance" when the mutual friend leaves you two alone.

(Ash and Gary are at dinner. Brock walks up.)

Ash: Oh, hey, it's Brock! What's going on, man! This is Gary; Gary, Brock. Join us, Brock!

(Brock joins.)
(10 minutes later.)

Ash: Sorry, I have to go be somewhere by myself for an unspecified length of time. Later, guys!

(Gary and Brock, newly made awkwaintances, finish their meals in uncomfortable silence, punctuated by disjointed small talk and uneasy chuckling.)

by ...IwasBrock September 25, 2011

alawack

Alcohol, Weed, and Crack. A combination of these 3 deadly substances when used together by an abuser of drugs. Lowest on the totum pole of individual week, crack, or alcohol abusers.

My brother is completely strung out. He's on Alawack!

by adrianne young September 29, 2006