An awards ceremony for black people that they are allowed to have, but white people would be racist for having a white awards ceremony
by AngrySouthernWhiteBitch February 12, 2009
Get the NAACP Awardsmug. A blitzkrieg-like celebratory jaunt of licking, sucking, and fucking where the total length of tour is predetermined to avoid headaches, inconveniences, or heartache.
That bitch is moving away and I've got an old lady too so we set up an Award Tour from October to November to keep that shit simple and tight.
by pH Balance January 25, 2008
Get the Award Tourmug. The "No Shit Sherlock" Award. Given to people who state something so incredibly obvious, it pisses you off.
by poopy January 1, 2004
Get the NSS Awardmug. 1.
Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.
2.
Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!
Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.
2.
Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!
by ijustwannabeyourdog November 16, 2012
Get the Dick's Awardmug. When one of your pals gets so wasted at a party they turn into the biggest ass hole there, so they win the Drunko award.
Hey Scott? Are you going to win the Drunko award this year? No, but I do think someone should win it every year in my honor.
by Fd Puddin December 9, 2018
Get the drunko awardmug. 1.) Sexual favors given to a man by his woman after he has attained the status of "winner" in her eyes, such as upon winning a sporting event or being promoted.
2.) The sudden sexual interest a man receives from women after he has won a competition or award, which is often independent of his prior attractiveness.
2.) The sudden sexual interest a man receives from women after he has won a competition or award, which is often independent of his prior attractiveness.
Jeff: Ashley fucked me silly for three days straight after we won the title.
LJ: Word, there's nothin better than some hot award sex.
LJ: Word, there's nothin better than some hot award sex.
by Romeo Foxtrot February 1, 2007
Get the award sexmug. 1)Academy Awards' voters works in a funny way, Peter O'Toole should've won for his performance in 1961, at the same time Gregory Peck, the actor who won that award over him should've won for his earlier work and same can be said for James Stewart ( no relation to Jon Stewart).
2) Jon Stewart: 36 Mafia - 1
Martin Scorsese - 0
2) Jon Stewart: 36 Mafia - 1
Martin Scorsese - 0
by Idiot-Finder2 December 10, 2008
Get the Academy Awardsmug.