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rude awakening

The act of putting a thumb over the mouth of a bottle of champagne and then agitating it order to bring it to the highest possible pressure. The bottle is then thrust into the anus of an unsuspecting girl (or, preferrably, a sleeping whore), thereby shooting champagne into her rectal cavity violently.

Generally, the finer the whore, the finer the champagne that should be used. In the case of a 4 dollar "ho", malt liquor may be used.
"The recoil from that rude awakening was quite a mess."

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The malt liquor must have fermented in her ass after the rude awakening, because I went to work drunk after that 9 AM rim job.

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"The prostitute wanted to charge me extra after I gave her a rude awakening, but I told her to f' off and left. She couldn't get up without malt liquor leaking out her ass, so she made an un-hasty chase."

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"I rushed my rude awakening and hit the wrong hole. Wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't on the menses at the time. Let's just say there was cotton and chunks of blood everywhere.
by scorpionmintred October 1, 2005
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Sexual awakening

Having a feeling of an imaginary orgasm everytime you see a new sexy man thats hotter than the one you've seen before.
When i see a new man i have a sexual awakening.
by InTheBooty27 September 3, 2016
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spring awakening

The worst play ever made. Girls like it, and so do gay guys.
Tim: Hey let's see spring awakening?
John: Helllllll no! Are you gay now?

Tim: Yes
by Reed Son April 4, 2009
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Awankening

A common phenomenon where conspiracists circlejerks so hard, that they become woke.
Late again today - there's an antivax awankening on the road
Trump's presidency can be attributed to the Great Republican Awankening of 2015
by treason_ March 23, 2022
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Blissful Awakening

Awaking in the morning with sudden thoughts of love, serenity, and tranquility. Often accompanied by happiness from the excellent relationship you may be currently involved in. Lasts anywhere from 5- 20 minutes of sheer joy and appreciation
Wes: Yo, why are you so excited today man?

Zeke: Oh, i experienced a blissful awakening this morning when i awoke from my fantastic dream about my everlasting love Cecylia.

Wes: Word.
by Random name goes here _____ December 21, 2012
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gaga awakening

having an experience from lady gaga’s music or just gaga her self that awakens you into stanning her.
i just watched g.u.y. and i got my gaga awakening!

this new pic of gaga just made me have my gaga awakening.
by gagavsr June 8, 2022
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gaga awakening

a spiritual experience you have when u either look at lady gaga or listen to her songs
i watched the g.u.y. music video and it gave me my gaga awakening!

i feel my gaga awakening happening just by looking at her picture last night!
by gagavsr June 9, 2022
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