the act of standing over a person and slepping them in the face. as the person wakes up, you force a fart out in his or her face.
by wolf January 11, 2005
Get the smelly awakening mug.A full moon awakening is when one is sleeping another person goes up to the sleeping person and puts their bare ass on the sleeping persons face.
Hey Harry is sleeping let’s go make him have a full moon awakening! he’s gonna love this hairy ass in his face.
by versace.noose March 23, 2020
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The act of putting a thumb over the mouth of a bottle of champagne and then agitating it order to bring it to the highest possible pressure. The bottle is then thrust into the anus of an unsuspecting girl (or, preferrably, a sleeping whore), thereby shooting champagne into her rectal cavity violently.
Generally, the finer the whore, the finer the champagne that should be used. In the case of a 4 dollar "ho", malt liquor may be used.
Generally, the finer the whore, the finer the champagne that should be used. In the case of a 4 dollar "ho", malt liquor may be used.
"The recoil from that rude awakening was quite a mess."
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The malt liquor must have fermented in her ass after the rude awakening, because I went to work drunk after that 9 AM rim job.
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"The prostitute wanted to charge me extra after I gave her a rude awakening, but I told her to f' off and left. She couldn't get up without malt liquor leaking out her ass, so she made an un-hasty chase."
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"I rushed my rude awakening and hit the wrong hole. Wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't on the menses at the time. Let's just say there was cotton and chunks of blood everywhere.
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The malt liquor must have fermented in her ass after the rude awakening, because I went to work drunk after that 9 AM rim job.
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"The prostitute wanted to charge me extra after I gave her a rude awakening, but I told her to f' off and left. She couldn't get up without malt liquor leaking out her ass, so she made an un-hasty chase."
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"I rushed my rude awakening and hit the wrong hole. Wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't on the menses at the time. Let's just say there was cotton and chunks of blood everywhere.
by scorpionmintred October 1, 2005
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Get the Awankerning mug.Awaking in the morning with sudden thoughts of love, serenity, and tranquility. Often accompanied by happiness from the excellent relationship you may be currently involved in. Lasts anywhere from 5- 20 minutes of sheer joy and appreciation
Wes: Yo, why are you so excited today man?
Zeke: Oh, i experienced a blissful awakening this morning when i awoke from my fantastic dream about my everlasting love Cecylia.
Wes: Word.
Zeke: Oh, i experienced a blissful awakening this morning when i awoke from my fantastic dream about my everlasting love Cecylia.
Wes: Word.
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