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automatic flex

When you take a picture of yourself and you didn't feel like you were flexing but everyone else thinks you were.
Person A: "btw I know you were totally flexing in that pic"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."

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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"
by Avocado7 January 5, 2017
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automagically

When you have coffee, work gets done automagically
Wow, how did you get 30 hours of work done in 5?

Automagically.
by flyingrunion June 9, 2018
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Automatic Freedom Dispenser

He held up his assault rifle and said, "I call it an automatic freedom dispenser."
by aeouhtns November 9, 2011
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anthematic

Adj. It describes something that reminds you of an anthem, or is inspiring. Hence the term 'anthem' in anthematic. Anything poweful; defining; strong.
Wow, that song is so anthematic.

His words flow together in an anthematic rhythem.

What a powerful voice... it's soo... anthematic.
by Newyorkladii August 20, 2006
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AUTOMATIC

absolutely, of course, no doubt, shouldn't have to ask to reply because the answer is known already...reply or response given to a question or statement where the answer should already be known or a given(easy answer or answer to a stupid question)...
"hey...can i count on you to scoop me up at 7???" and the response is "AUTOMATIC BRO!!! I got you!!!" or "yo...do you ever shred the skatepark alot???" "AUTOMATIC SON!!! whenever and however..."
by ISORE852 April 10, 2010
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Asthmatic-Hitler

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.
Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..
by Normal dude 44 March 7, 2011
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automatic

An automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg.

An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive.

An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.
Damn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive.

Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man.

Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
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