aug 5

Only cool people are born on this day. Most people born on this day are short with curly hair. They also have scars on there cheeks

Oh man I wish I was born on aug 5th

by Yeet tool November 4, 2019

aug 2

only hot and athletic people with good personality’s are born on this day

her birthdays aug 2 she must be hot and super athletic with a good personality i should ask her out

by basketballthebest January 30, 2021

Aug 24

People who are born on Aug 24 are A+ fuck buddies like people who are born on Aug 10

Wow they’re cute, sure one of them was born on Aug 24 and the other one on Aug 10.

by YugoslavianShawarma42069 November 24, 2021

aug 31

if born on this day you are a bitch of a dad

bro you were born on aug 31 you are a b

by thetruth313 May 3, 2022

aug 23

The 23 August is the day we all pretend to be emo for the whole day

Man 1: Hey um why are you dressed like an emo
Man 2: Its 23 aug
Man 1: so?
Man 2: Today is pretend to be an emo day
Man 1: wait so every aug 23 we pretend to be emo
Man 2: exactly

by Ur1AndOnlyGirl August 22, 2022

Aug 25

National give your man anything he wants day

National give your man anything he wants day is a day that you give your man anything he wants Aug 25

by yogirll August 24, 2022

AUG Vamp

The ultimate number-one scammer.

Sarah: I checked my bank account and it is drained!
Paul: It was probably AUG Vamp.. you're not getting your shit back.

by hipointtoter October 11, 2022