"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)
"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)
-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."
(Introspective)
"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)
-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."
Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.
A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)
B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")
C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")
A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)
B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")
C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")
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That's the official definition, but you can also use it to confuse someone, or if you don't want to bother thinking about something else to say. It replaces wit, basically.
That's the official definition, but you can also use it to confuse someone, or if you don't want to bother thinking about something else to say. It replaces wit, basically.
A friend says, "I'm going to take the bus today.", you may say, "They're all gonna laugh at you.".
Or you can use it randomly so it makes absolutely no sense. Friend says, "What do you want on your pizza?", you may say, "They're all gonna laugh at you". Of course, expect that to prompt the following question of ,"Huh? What do you mean?" of which you'd obviously reply, "You're a mean." or perhaps, "That's what she said." (these are examples only).
Or you can use it randomly so it makes absolutely no sense. Friend says, "What do you want on your pizza?", you may say, "They're all gonna laugh at you". Of course, expect that to prompt the following question of ,"Huh? What do you mean?" of which you'd obviously reply, "You're a mean." or perhaps, "That's what she said." (these are examples only).
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